Mm Mm Good

Vance was playing out in the snow yesterday, when he opened the door and handed me a big chunk of snow and an icicle that had fallen off the house. He told me they were for our dinner, and told me to cook them. So, to humor him, I put a pot on the stove, and put the snow and icicle in it, but did not turn it on.

When he came back inside, he was still insistent that those items were for dinner, and wanted them to melt, so I turned the stove on low, and started to melt them. But who wants just ice for dinner? Not Vance!

Next he had me add a few grapes. Then a bit of flour and sugar. Then a handful of crumbled potato chips, and bit of cereal that had strawberries in it. But his creation was not finished. Next came some milk, butter, nuts, and some oats. Then it was finished. But luckily he did not insist that it be consumed!!

Gross!!!